how to bag girls

What does it mean? For the guys who have no idea. In decent English, it means chasing girls. In our colloquial, we call it “bagging babes”. For the people of Calcutta… it’s maarkri baaji!

I would keep the introduction short and simple for now. Just to start, if any of you doubt my potential, please ask me questions. I wouldn’t be blowing my own trumpet here. But with that being said, I would be more than willing to answer all your queries as far as possible where Maakribaaji is concerned. My only two requests would be… 1) no abusive language and 2) it’s about maakri baaji… don’t confuse it with love.

There is a well known saying “Jaisi Urmila Waisa Formula!” Trust me guys, there couldn’t be a better phrase to bag the bombs. And this surely does not end here. It has an incredibly deep meaning and I can write a thesis on it. Amazing? Trust me.

A beautiful girl, a studious girl, a simple girl, a hep girl, a pious girl or any other gender that you may not have come across. Since there is no problem without a solution, there is a crack for every type of girl that exists. The key is to “give her what she wants”. And 99% of the time guys. It’s not money… Seriously!

Girls basically want excitement. Solution = Be unpredictable. Don’t do anything that she could have guessed in the remotest possibility. Normally, what we do is do research on our goal and then show that we listen to the same type of music, share the same type of hobbies and that we are something very close to it. That is where we make a mistake. Do it my way.

Do the research and then do the opposite. If she’s religious, you’re an atheist. If she’s studious, don’t say you’re a failure, she’ll just pretend you have no idea how you got ninety on your boards (girls hate losers in any form). If she doesn’t like the differences that’s fine… but your goal is to make her think “do these kind of people exist too?” The job is half done! Kono kotha hobe na!

The first formula that comes to mind when talking about MB is the ‘I’ formula. The topic is as wide as it is complete, but I will try to keep it as simple as possible for you. We start with formula ‘I’.

‘I’ stands for Indifference. Ancient philosophy guides us romeos to treat their target with as much love and importance as possible. But those were guys from the old days and whether or not the world has changed much, the fairer sex definitely has. Now I have for you an amazing way through.

The key is indifference. However, it should never be confused with ignorance. Because when you ignore someone, you are actually giving that person more importance. There is only a fine line between them. Let me explain through a brief example.

Suraj enters the scene and finds Vishal and Priya sitting together. He says a “hello guys” in general and individually asks them “how are you?”

Here, Suraj has not been rude to any of them. He has wanted both of them and most importantly, equally. The way he treats boys, he treats Priya. Girls normally expect more importance than their male counterparts. If they succeed, they happily assume the inclusion of one more aashique that she has fallen in love with them. The problem starts when they don’t get what they expected so easily. They have no reason to hate you as you did not disrespect them. But on the other hand, you keep them thinking “what’s up? Am I just any other being to this guy?” You automatically become a little different from the rest without anyone noticing. Learning to play a guitar to impress seems a bit tedious now, doesn’t it?

Again guys, as stated above, the Jaisi urmila waisa formula… so don’t suddenly start this tactic with someone you’ve always given more importance to. You could end up making a big chuu of yourself. And remember the train, bus and busts… they keep coming guys… sooner or later you’ll end up with two in your claws.

These are some things that the fairer sex does not appreciate about us. Why we do it is a question and why we shouldn’t do it is what I have an answer to. Because girls don’t like it. And the list starts with…

1) Egocentric Dodos. I play guitar, I stood first, I’m the best, I’ve seen a lot in life, I’m a BIG BIG CHOOO!.. Please! No girl wants to hear from your own mouth, what a horse you are. Yeah, if you can manage ways to let her know what a hero you are without telling her yourself, she can work magic. But self praise, strict no no! Every talent you have should come as a surprise to your target. In return, the target will come to you as a surprise. Sooner or later!

2) If you’re resourceful, it can take you a long way. However, if you use even the tiniest particle of that trait to put her down, you’re sure to have the last laugh because it really would be the last time you’d laugh for a long time. The moral of the story is to use your traits to your advantage, not to your disadvantage.

3) Never make fun of the short, the dark, the ugly, the poor or the disabled. Girls, even if you don’t value emotions, you would consider it ungentlemanly, which I’m sure you won’t like.

4) DON’T talk more about your other GIRLS friends than is absolutely necessary. DO? NOT!

5) If your father has been married twice or your brother was convicted of murder or some fraud he committed in his workplace, keep it to yourself. In other words, SHUT UP THE GOB!

Here are some things we can avoid doing to give ourselves a better chance of catching our target baby. The good news is that my next post will be about “What Women Want” and to add to that, it won’t be my own opinion. Yes, we will hear it from the Women themselves. You’re right! Some of my friends have agreed to share their idea of ​​”What Women Want” in my next guest post. Although I don’t have the notes yet, but to tell you the truth… I’m very excited!

I’ll take a break for now, but remember guys “Hit Hai a Bajega aur Ladka hai a Pyar Karega!”