A humorous look at Asperger syndrome

You are surprised to discover that your child’s spontaneous language is actually a collection of ad lines, movies, and commercials. So you wonder how it can do this and make sense! Your child is fascinated that his fur can actually crawl and lightly touches his bare arm to witness this incredible event.

You ask your child if he is ready to go to the park and he does not respond right away because he is thinking about the last time he was in the park when he saw a toy car, which reminds him of the toy store, which reminds him that the toy store He also sells dinosaur figures, which reminds him of a museum he went to 6 years ago, which reminds him …

Your child thinks there is nothing more fun than reading about the mechanics of a fan, unless, of course, he is explaining it to someone. He just doesn’t see the point in making a car run down a ramp when you can turn it around and watch the wheels turn in unison.

He finds the word “ripple” hilarious, “dabble” annoys him and thinks the word “tip-top” should be “top-tip”

You are late and ask your son to hurry up and get his shoes. He finds them but doesn’t put them on because you forgot to mention that part. She asks her son which book he borrowed from the school library this week. He responds and then proceeds to tell her the name of each book and its author that he borrowed from the library throughout the year, in the order he borrowed them!

You know facts like the Homo erectus species that lived in bamboo forests with huge primates called Gigantopithecus and that the first Europeans were called Homo heidelbergensis. Not only does he know these things, but your child makes sure he never forgets by explaining this era to you in detail, every moment he can.

His uncle explains that it was just a way of speaking when he said “My head is about to explode” and his son is devastated because he wanted to see what that would look like.

You will never be foolish enough to ask your child if he looks fat because he knows he will get the truth. He assumes that his six-year-old son is mumbling to himself, but upon listening more closely, he realizes that he is actually reciting the Gettysburg Address.

You have no idea how your 6-year-old knows about the Gettysburg Address and where he might have learned it. Your son seems deep in thought when, for no apparent reason, he suddenly laughs. He looks around surprised that no one else finds his thought funny.

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